sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab
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Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy
Welcome twenty bi-teen
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Foreplay starts before you even touch her
THIS
THIS
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my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags
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ee-3:
dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate
Good news I found the exact opposite object
yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.
It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd
thats quitter talk
ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die
- My reply is no
- Don’t count on it
- My sources say no
- Very doubtful
- Outlook not so good
- Better not tell you now
- Cannot predict now
- Ask again later
- Reply hazy try again
- Concentrate and ask again
- Outlook good
- Most likely
- Signs point to yes
- As I see it, yes
- Yes
- You may rely on it
- Without a doubt
- Yes, definitely
- It is decidedly so
- It is certain
There ya’ go, nerds
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reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses
reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.
Reblog if you hate nazis.
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Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”
My earphones:
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when you’re working in class and suddenly a theater kid starts singing some dear evan broadway shit and then five more join in
I am the theater kid lol
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